You Might Be A Redneck

Cabelas.com was born somewhat inadvertently in 1961 when Dick Cabela came up with a plan to sell fishing flies he purchased while at a furniture show in Chicago. Upon returning home to Chappell, Nebraska, Dick ran a classified ad in the Casper, Wyoming, newspaper reading: "12 hand-tied flies for $1." It generated one response.
Undaunted, Dick formulated a new plan, rewriting the ad to read "FREE Introductory offer! 5 hand tied Flies….25c Postage….Handling" and placing it in national outdoor magazines. It didn't take long for the orders to begin arriving from sportsmen and women around the country. Today Cabela's is the worlds foremost outfitter of hunting, fishing and outdoor gear. Order your catalog here and get out and enjoy life.

Quit your whining !!

On second thought, maybe you could enhance your wine skills by goint to ambrosiawine.com. Based in the heart of the Napa Valley, the company was co-founded by Lesley Berglund in 1991. By 1999, what began as the Ambrosia Catalogue of Fine Wine expanded into winery and wine club direct marketing and fulfillment services. The company markets to wine enthusiasts through the Ambrosia catalogue, wine clubs, web sites, and was recently aquired by 1-800-flowers.com . Click here to order your catalog today and be sure to get every whino in your family a wonderful gift. (hiccup!!) I'm volunteering if you can't find anyone to order a gift for. (hiccup!!)